all of these can really be used between friends in a playful tone.
I feel like cursing is an integral part of communication and building relationships, obviously dont use them around your boss or during an important sensitive moment like a funeral or church
fuck me can also be used towards someone,like " you didn't bring the money?! fuck me, how are we supposed to pay then?"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJBEAZFP0aA 0:46 is a good example of "fuck me" directed towards someone instead of the speaker
"get the fuck out of here" = "no way"
I.E. "you got in?! get the fuck out of here, that's awesome"
"fucker" = person/asshole/douche
I.E. " this fucker bumped into me and didn't apologize"
another fun way to curse is expletive infixation, like "god-fucking-damn it" "fan-fucking-tastic" here's a good video explaining more about it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dt22yWYX64w
SlingBang
Great article and correct understanding of the modern usage of the word f**k. However, I have one polite warning: Be very careful NOT to interpret American 'pop-culture' or 'celebrities' as representing NORMAL people living in America. In American society, swearing is considered vulgar, rude, and a sign of being 'less-educated' for lack of better classification. Rude, vulgar, people just tend to be loud so APPEAR to represent a larger group. In fact, 50% of Americans (60% of Conservatives and 25% of Democrats) still TRULY believe in a religion, attend places of worship, and don't swear on purpose. (unless they spill their coffee or delete some important file...)
Precipitation24
Thank you! I am glad to hear that because some of them are beyond my understanding of English, and even now I cannot fully believe it. Also, I will keep you advice in mind. In particular, much of my English vocabulary comes from ZTV news and Angry Video Game Nerd, and I realized that it would be dangerous to use their phrasings in places like here.