Wow, unbelievable! My Blue Archive fanart has been Frontpaged! Thank you, Newgrounds! Thank you, everyone! 

Blue Archive is a smartphone game where you play as the president of the General Student Council in the academy city-state of Kivotos, solving all sorts of troubles together with your adorable students. Since its release in 2021, it has enjoyed enormous popularity in Japan.

For a long time, I had often lamented that many mobile games don’t have an English version, but surprisingly, this one actually has a “Global Version,” and if you feel like it, you can play it in English! 

Since I live in Japan, I don’t know firsthand how the global version actually is, but I guess that the enormous amount of Japanese voice lines have not all been dubbed into English. However, since America has so many outstanding voice actors who can rival even the Japanese seiyūs, I secretly hope that one day a fully English-voiced version will be released, and that someone will upload a playthrough of it.

Incidentally, Blue Archive has many fascinating characters besides Kiryu Kikyo, and I would like to draw fanart of them as well in the future. However, to be honest, she is by far my favorite, so at this point I feel much more eager to draw her again before moving on to other characters. That is how charming she is.

Recently, there have been people who kindly translate the Japanese text in my artwork into English, and I am truly grateful for that. Personally, I feel that what is lost when I translate my own work into English (in my rather clumsy way) is often greater than what would be lost if I simply left it in Japanese for the Newgrounds audience. In other words, it is like when you finally learn the meaning of a foreign song you love, only to find that the magic fades a little. Because of this, I eventually stopped translating my artwork into English, but that is why it makes me so happy that there are people who have taken the time to learn Japanese, such a completely different language from English, and go out of their way to interpret my art!

Their work reminded me of the time when I myself fell in love with English, studied it with passion, and, back in the days before machine translation had advanced, spent countless hours translating English content and posting it on my blog. Inspired by that memory, I decided to try translating into Japanese a song I have loved for years, "Ghost" by Mystery Skulls.

In this article, I will share the parts of the song that puzzled me during translation, my interpretations of them, and the process that eventually led me to post my Japanese translation on LyricsTranslate.

Original lyrics:

'Cause the world might do me in

It's alright 'cause I'm with friends

Guess I'm giving up again

It doesn't matter

Note:

• The dictionary I checked defined “to do me in” as something like “to make me tired as hell,” but when I asked ChatGPT, she told me that this phrase carries a stronger meaning, closer to “trying to k-ll me,” so I decided to adopt this interpretation in my translation.
• I think “Guess…” here means “I guess.” In Japanese, it is quite common to leave out the subject of a sentence, but when I was in school I was taught that in English, subjects like “I” or “you” are almost never omitted. However, I have often seen sentences without a subject in song lyrics and in comment sections, so for now I understand it as a highly colloquial English expression.
• “To give up” usually takes an object, but here the object is omitted. Later on, however, it becomes clear what exactly he has “given up.”

Translation:

世界は僕を潰しにくるかも

大丈夫さ、仲間がいるから

また諦めることになりそうだ

そんなことどうでもいいけど

Original lyrics:

Had me feeling like a ghost

And that's what I hate the most

Guess I'm giving up again

And this time (this time, this time)

Note:

• This is something that often happens with English song lyrics: different sources give slightly different versions. For example, some sources have the first line as “And I’m feeling like a ghost.” However, listening to the song, it does not sound like he is actually singing “And I’m feeling,” so I chose to go with “Had me” instead.

Translation:

まるで幽霊にされた気分だ

それが一番イヤなんだ

また諦めることになりそうだ

今度こそは（今度こそ、今度こそ）

Original lyrics:

This time I might just disappear

This time I might just dis-

This time I might just disappear

This time I might just dis-

Note:

• The chorus is very striking! and there were not many parts I found puzzling. If I had to name one, it would be the question of why he chose to use “might” instead of “may.” However, I do not think this choice has much impact on the Japanese translation, so for now I am leaving it unresolved.

Translation:

今度こそ僕は消えてしまうかも

今度こそ僕は消え-

今度こそ僕は消えてしまうかも

今度こそ僕は消え-

Original lyrics:

Try and hear me, then I'm done

'Cause I might just say this once

Seen this play out in my dream

It doesn't matter

Note:

• At first, I did not understand the meaning of “seen this play out,” but I learned that it carries a nuance similar to “I have (already) seen this happen (many times).” He is saying that he has seen the “nightmare” of this happening before.

Translation:

ちゃんと聞いてくれ、そしたら終わるさ

一度しか言わないかもしれないから

こうなるのを夢で見たんだ

そんなことどうでもいいけど

Original lyrics:

Tired of giving up the ghost

F--k, it's you I hate the most

Maybe there's no guarantee

It doesn't matter

Note:

• “Give up the ghost” is a phrase that forms the core of the song’s meaning, yet at first I had no idea what it meant. After checking various sources, I learned that it is a euphemism meaning “to d*e.” With that in mind, I chose to use a Japanese euphemism for “to die” in my translation as well.
• And then, suddenly, the F-word! English lyrics often have things like this. The F-word is still relatively mild, but there are songs that casually contain words you really should not use at all. I have heard that some professional singers even take measures such as deliberately closing their mouths at the moment they would otherwise have to shout those words.
• The earlier parts of the song were already difficult to interpret, but “Maybe there’s no guarantee” seemed completely unrelated to the two lines before it. To figure it out, I watched both the animated MV and the original MV, and I also looked at how other Japanese translators had rendered it. At present, I interpret it as a line expressing the sorrow of someone who has been betrayed by friends countless times before. Because of that interpretation, I spent quite a while debating whether to use the literal translation of “guarantee” (保証) or something more poetic. In the end, I chose the expression “確かなもの” (certainty), which I felt fit the tone better.

Translation:

生きるのに諦め疲れた

畜生、やっぱりお前が一番嫌い

確かなものはどこにもないのさ

そんなことどうでもいいけど

That concludes the content of this article. Thank you very much for reading it all the way through.

According to a Japanese source I found when looking up information about this song, its explosive popularity about ten years ago was not due to the original "Exorcist"-style MV released first, but rather to the animated MV created by "MysteryBen27." Personally, I feel that the animated MV can be seen either as directly related to the song's original meaning or as an entirely new story added by the animator. For that reason, when trying to interpret what the lyrics are really about, I believe it is more important to focus on the words actually sung in the song and on the original MV. (However, please note that the original MV contains a jump scare at the very end.)

Based on that, my personal conclusion is that this song is sung from the perspective of someone who has died, or is on the verge of ending their life, because they were betrayed by a friend or lover, and is now addressing that "you," the very person who betrayed them. The phrase "It doesn't matter" appears repeatedly in the song, and to me it sounds very much like the words of someone who has given up their ghost. From that perspective, I can relate to these lyrics on a personal level, since I myself have experienced being betrayed by friends or excluded from groups multiple times. (Of course, I never considered ending my life, but I can still empathize with the feelings expressed here.)

For Japanese Learners

When I write articles about English learning, I sometimes include a section directed at Japanese learners. This time, what I want to say is simply this: “LyricsTranslate is truly a great site!” It allows anyone to post translations easily, the layout is clean and easy to navigate, you can access other people’s translations with a single click, and sometimes people who know the original lyrics well will add helpful annotations. Recently, they even added a “subtitles” feature where the translation highlights in sync with the song’s video. As an English learner, I find these features incredibly useful and inspiring.

Here is an example: Ken Ashcorp - Absolute Territory

So, wanting to try this feature myself, I added the beautiful song “LANA - セカイノハズレ -” by TOMOSUKE!

If you are confident in your Japanese skills (日本語自信ニキ/ネキ), please try translating these lyrics. It would make me very happy to see your translation, and since I have added subtitles to this song, you might enjoy watching your translation light up in time with the music!

Wow! The birthday fanart for VTuber Houshou Marine has been Frontpaged! Thank you, Newgrounds! Thank you, everyone!

Marine is not only a Vtuber, but also a singer. In her 2025 birthday live show, she sang many different kinds of songs, and one of the most impressive songs was “Geki! Teikoku Kagekidan (The Imperial Opera Company),” performed by Chisa Yokoyama as Sakura Shinguji from Sakura Wars. It was so amazing that I decided to draw the new outfit she wore during that performance as fanart!

https://www.youtube.com/live/1WbyakjUmsI?si=Ks0F1UFCm0z1SOvs&t=1615

If you have time, I really recommend checking out the concert!

By the way, she also released a new birthday song called "Suki-Suki Diesuki Cho Ayeshiteru", and it’s a really fun and interesting song.

https://youtu.be/aI769CgHfLc?si=lwd8xOMvt5tqhbZH

As you can probably tell, it seems to be heavily inspired by Michael Jackson-sama’s Thriller. Many parts of the song feel like direct references, and I actually laughed a bit when I first heard it.

I’ve been trying to reinterpret Western (especially American) music in my own way for a long time, so songs like this are a great learning reference for me. I hope I can study more of this kind of music in the future.

By the way, the lyric “born cute bomb” at the start is a wordplay based on the Japanese onomatopoeia “bon-kyu-bon” (ボンキュボン), which describes a curvy body: big chest (bon), slim waist (kyu), and big hips (bon again). It was turned into silly English on purpose to sound fun!

Personally, I believe that translating a novel is somewhat like composing background music for a film. This is not to belittle either literary translation or film scores—rather, I see a similarity in the way both are meant to enhance the experience of the work as a whole. Most of the audience may not consciously notice them, but for those with even a little interest in the field, the difference in quality is unmistakably clear. In that sense, I think both are true forms of art.

As a hobby, I enjoy translating outstanding works from the English-speaking world. Sometimes I post them on platforms like LyricsTranslate, and other times, when copyright makes publication difficult, I simply feel satisfied keeping them to myself.

However, just as ChatGPT played a major role when I translated a game I had created for release in Japan into English, I believe "she" also has great potential to contribute significantly in the opposite direction—that is, in translating English works into Japanese.

In this article, I would like to explore that possibility by asking ChatGPT to translate a passage from an American novel into Japanese. Then, as a native speaker of Japanese, I will critique the result and share my thoughts on how I (humanity) would have approached the translation differently.

The text I used for this experiment is “For Esmé—with Love and Squalor” by Jerome David Salinger. The story centers on a narrator who, during World War II, is spending some time in England, presumably in the days leading up to D-Day. In this article, I would like to focus on a particular scene in which he meets a young girl in a café and engages in a brief conversation with her.

By the way, in this scene, the British girl Esmé makes a rather snide, slightly prejudiced remark about Americans. But there are two things I hope readers won’t misunderstand.

First, this story was written by J.D. Salinger, a genuine American, and most likely someone who had actually been in England just before the Normandy landings.

Second, and this is more personal, I find Esmé to be such a perfectly crafted character—the kind of elegant, sharp-tongued (tsundere) and refined (ojōsama) girl you might find in anime, but with more charm than any anime tsundere ojōsama girl could ever hope to match. The day I first read this scene was probably the closest I’ve ever come to genuinely wishing I had been born American!

Original Text

   “I know. An American I met told me. You’re the eleventh American I’ve met.”

   Her governess was now urgently signaling her to return to her own table—in effect, to stop bothering the man. My guest, however, calmly moved her chair an inch or two so that her back broke all possible further communication with the home table. “You go to that secret Intelligence school on the hill, don’t you?” she inquired coolly.

   As security-minded as the next one, I replied that I was visiting Devonshire for my health.

   “Really,” she said. “I wasn’t quite born yesterday, you know.”

   I said I’d bet she hadn’t been, at that. I drank my tea for a moment. I was getting a trifle posture-conscious and I sat up somewhat straighter in my seat.

   “You seem quite intelligent for an American,” my guest mused. I told her that was a pretty snobbish thing to say, if you thought about it at all, and that I hoped it was unworthy of her.

   She blushed—automatically conferring on me the social poise I’d been missing. “Well. Most of the Americans I’ve seen act like animals. They’re forever punching one another about, and insulting everyone, and—You know what one of them did?”

   I shook my head.

Now, when I asked ChatGPT to translate the passage above, she provided a Japanese version of roughly the same length as the original. However, to save you the trouble of scrolling back and forth, I’ll include the full translated text at the end of this article. For now, I’d like to highlight the parts of her translation that stood out to me and offer some commentary from the perspective of a native Japanese speaker.

Also, I should have mentioned this earlier, but since this article discusses the translation of an English literary work into Japanese, it delves into some fairly intricate aspects of the Japanese language. I’ve done my best to explain things with non-Japanese speakers in mind, but I hope you’ll understand that some parts may still be a bit demanding to read.

What matters most to me is whether this scene, if it were ever adapted into a Japanese anime (though I doubt Salinger would have allowed it), could still retain its beauty, preserving both Esmé’s charm and the underlying tension. From that perspective, while ChatGPT’s translation is free from major errors, I do have a few small comments.

“I know. An American I met told me. You’re the eleventh American I’ve met.”

[ChatGPT]

「知ってるわ。アメリカ人の人が教えてくれたの。あなたで十一人目のアメリカ人よ、私が会ったのは」

To me, this Japanese version actually captures Esmé’s personality quite well. But if I had to offer a suggestion, I’d say I’d like her tone to be a bit more ojōsama-like—refined, and perhaps just a little snobbish—in a way that, in my personal opinion, suits her character:

[Precip.24 (humanity)]

「存じておりますわ。あるアメリカ人が、私に教えてくださったの。あなたは、私の出会った中では、十一番目のアメリカ人よ」

By the way, this is completely off the topic, but when I thought about “a lady casually brushing off an American,” the scene that came to mind was from Porco Rosso, directed by Hayao Miyazaki, the conversation between Madame Gina and Donald Curtis, the brash pilot from Alabama. In that scene as well, the American is portrayed as passionate but slightly overconfident, and serves as a romantic rival in the story. Personally, I think Curtis might be the second-coolest man in that film, after Porco Rosso himself, of course, whom I believe all men around the world should look up to.

...Sorry for the detour. Let me get back to the main topic.

“Really,” she said. “I wasn’t quite born yesterday, you know.”

[ChatGPT]

「まあ」と彼女は言った。「昨日生まれたばかりじゃないのよ、私」

I see, ChatGPT seems to have used a deliberate inversion (倒置法) in Japanese, placing the subject “私” at the end of the sentence, to reflect the nuance of “you know” from the original English. That makes sense.

Still, I feel like “昨日生まれたばかり” sounds a bit unfamiliar in natural Japanese. A more idiomatic expression would be “昨日今日生まれたんじゃ,” which flows more smoothly and sounds more native to Japanese ears.

[Precip.24 (humanity)]

「あら」と彼女は言った。「昨日今日生まれたんじゃありませんのよ、わたくし」

With this version, I think Esmé’s tsundere, ojōsama-style charm comes through more clearly.

Also, one more small point: The “Really” at the beginning seems to carry a tone of slight blame toward the protagonist for telling a lie so transparent that even a little girl like her could see right through it. Translating it as “まあ,” as ChatGPT did, feels slightly off in the context. While it’s still far better than other machine translators that might mistake it for something like “本当 (seriously),” I still think “あら”, the refined version of “oh,” would be a more appropriate choice here. That said, I could be misunderstanding the nuance of “Really” here too, since I’m not a native English speaker either.

Now, I would say that ChatGPT's grasp of the Esmé-ojōsama character is about 95% accurate—but when it comes to capturing the personality of the narrator himself, I feel the resolution drops to around 85%. In particular, in the original story, none of the narrator’s lines are ever enclosed in quotation marks. I interpret this as a deliberate choice to avoid giving his spoken lines a distinct character or tone. He prefers to keep them neutral and unembellished.

However, for example:

As security-minded as the next one, I replied that I was visiting Devonshire for my health.

[ChatGPT] 

私も他の誰にも劣らず機密意識は持っていたので、「健康のためにデヴォンシャーに来てるんだよ」と答えた。

The Japanese translation by ChatGPT uses 「kagi-kakko (鍵括弧) 」marks—the Japanese version of quotation marks—even though the original English version doesn’t. I think that’s a problem. Additionally, the phrasing inside the quotation marks feels slightly off in terms of register. Again, if this were a translation exercise done by a Japanese learner of English, I would have no criticisms at all. But as someone who imagines themselves in the role of a project lead adapting this story into anime, I feel it’s important to be especially mindful of these subtle choices in tone.

Here is how I would personally translate that line:

[Precip.24 (humanity)] 

同僚と同じく機密意識のあった私は、健康のためにデヴォンシャーに来ているのだと答えた。

In my version, I removed the kagi-kakko marks entirely and adjusted the phrasing to better match the narrator’s tone. Also, while “As security-minded as the next one” could be translated in a more elaborate or dramatic way, I feel it doesn’t really need to be—it’s a modest, almost throwaway line. That’s why I chose ‘同僚と同じく,’ which preserves the original’s modest tone while sounding more natural in Japanese.

I said I’d bet she hadn’t been, at that. I drank my tea for a moment. I was getting a trifle posture-conscious and I sat up somewhat straighter in my seat.

[ChatGPT]

私は、確かにそうは見えないねと返した。しばらく紅茶を飲んだ。少し姿勢を意識しはじめて、椅子にきちんと座り直した。

In this case, ChatGPT preserves the earlier rule of not enclosing the narrator’s lines in quotation marks, and the overall tone feels appropriate. However, there’s a more serious issue at play here—one that may, ironically, arise precisely because of a high level of fluency in Japanese.

In Japanese, it’s often more natural to omit the subject of a sentence—especially when it’s already obvious from context. But that rule only holds when the subject truly is unambiguous. In this scene, we’re reading an exchange between two characters: the narrator and Esmé. That means we need to be especially cautious. Any time we drop the subject from a sentence, we run the risk of confusing the reader as to whether the action belongs to the narrator or to Esmé.

In this translation, for instance, it’s not entirely clear whether it was the narrator or Esmé who drank the tea and adjusted their posture. Indeed, the subject “私” (I) appears earlier in the paragraph, but it’s not entirely safe to assume that it carries over into the next sentence automatically. The ambiguity lingers.

However, I personally love the line, “確かにそうは見えないね.” While I previously criticized the tone of the protagonist in ChatGPT’s translation, this part feels different—in a good way.

Anyway, here is how I personally chose to translate the same passage:

[Precip.24 (humanity)]

私は、確かにそうは見えないねと答えた。そしてしばらくの間、私は紅茶を飲んでいた。それから、少しばかり姿勢が気になりはじめ、改めて椅子に座りなおすことにした。

In my version, I deliberately reinserted the subject “私” (I) and added connecting words like “そして” (and then) and “それから” (after that).

Of course, these additions could be considered a small act of "violence" against the original text—alterations that may feel intrusive to some. Whether that violence is justified or not is, ultimately, for the reader to decide. Still, I feel that these subtle adjustments preserve the tone of the English text while allowing the Japanese to flow more naturally—and, importantly, they reduce the chance that a reader might stop and wonder, “Wait, who just did that?”

“You seem quite intelligent for an American,” my guest mused. I told her that was a pretty snobbish thing to say, if you thought about it at all, and that I hoped it was unworthy of her.

[ChatGPT] 

「アメリカ人にしては、なかなか頭がよさそうね」と、彼女は感慨深げに言った。私はそれは少し気取った言い方じゃないかと指摘し、彼女には似つかわしくない発言であってほしいと伝えた。

This line could be interpreted as saying that he seems intelligent—intelligent enough, at least, not to leak any military secrets even to a little English girl like her.

This passage represents the second major chokepoint in this short section — the kind of line that would make a writer grip their pen tighter, or a driver tense their hold on the wheel. And surprisingly, I completely agree with ChatGPT’s rendering of Esmé’s line. I doubt there’s a better way to translate it into Japanese. The narrator’s response that follows is also roughly accurate.

That said, if I were adapting this scene for a screenplay, I wouldn't be fully satisfied with this translation.

The first issue lies in the rendering of “snobbish.” Esmé’s remark carries a tone that borders on offensive toward Americans, and the narrator immediately calls her out on it. ChatGPT translated “a pretty snobbish thing to say” as 「少し気取った言い方」— “a somewhat affected way of speaking.” However, the word “気取った” doesn’t carry the same negative connotation in Japanese; it just suggests a kind of posh or pretentious manner, with no real offense implied. That doesn’t quite fit the tone of this moment. Instead, I’d suggest using the phrase “いけ好かない物言い” (an unlikable, snide way of speaking), which is admittedly not a dictionary entry as the translation of "snobbish," but it feels like the best fit for this particular situation.

Second, the phrase “if you thought about it at all” adds a subtle jab from the narrator, but ChatGPT’s translation doesn’t fully capture this nuance.

Here’s my version:

[Precip.24 (humanity)]

「あなた、アメリカ人にしては知性があるようね」と言って、我が客人は神妙な面持ちをした。

私は、その言い方は、少しでも思慮分別のある人間には似つかわしくない、いささかいけ好かない物言いだと言った。

Additionally, I get the impression that the word “muse” in “‘......’, my guest mused” carries a meaning closer to “consider,” and doesn’t necessarily imply the act of speaking aloud. Is a sentence like this actually possible in English? Since I’m not a native speaker, I’m not entirely confident in my understanding of such nuances.

But if this usage is indeed acceptable, I think I’ll follow the original phrasing and translate it into Japanese as something like: “『......』と言って、我が客人は神妙な面持ちをした.”

If a Japanese friend reads it and points out that it feels off or unnatural, I might choose a different rendering — but I don’t think it would be wildly inappropriate.

She blushed—automatically conferring on me the social poise I’d been missing. “Well. Most of the Americans I’ve seen act like animals. They’re forever punching one another about, and insulting everyone, and—You know what one of them did?”

I shook my head.

[ChatGPT]

彼女は顔を赤らめた──そのことで、私が欠いていた社交上の落ち着きを自然と与えてくれた。「だって、これまで見たアメリカ人って動物みたいだったもの。いつも誰かを殴ってばかりで、みんなに失礼で、それに──あのね、ある人なんか何をしたと思う？」

私は首を振った。

This part is a great example of Salinger’s unique style, capturing the sharp, almost tense interaction between Esmé and the narrator. Personally, I can’t help but feel that it has a very anime or light novel kind of vibe LOL

No anime director would ever treat a moment like this carelessly.

There’s no major mistake in this part. It’s essentially a flawless translation into Japanese—perfectly capturing the tone of Esmé-ojōsama’s speech. I can’t help but feel that, somewhere over the course of translating this brief scene, ChatGPT may have rapidly grasped the charm of this story. It seems she can be called an excellent translator in Japanese as well.

That said, when I look closely, a few minor issues do start to emerge. For instance, “Most of the Americans” has its “Most of” element omitted in translation. Likewise, “punching one another” loses the “one another” nuance in the Japanese version, which ends up making it sound more like “Americans are just going around punching people indiscriminately.” These are fine points, though—ones you’d only catch by comparing the original English with the Japanese translation very carefully. Honestly, without ChatGPT’s version, I probably would have made the same mistakes myself.

[Precip.24 (humanity)]

彼女は頬を赤らめた。そのことが、私がついぞ失いかけていた社交的な立ち居振る舞いを自然と思い出させてくれた。「だってね。私の見てきたアメリカ人って、ほとんどみんな、動物みたいな態度でしたの。いつまでも殴り合ってて、誰彼かまわずののしりあって―そのうちの一人なんて特に酷かったのよ。一体何したかわかる？」

私は首を振った

I’m exhausted.

The issues I pointed out to ChatGPT really were difficult to resolve. And now that it’s my turn to offer a solution, I find myself suddenly out of my depth—it feels like I’ve dug my own grave. Still, I somehow managed to overcome the very challenges I had identified.

That said, I don’t feel confident enough to ask ChatGPT to critique this translation. Not at all.

That concludes the article. Thank you very much for reading all the way to the end.

I may have written about ChatGPT's work at great length—as if I were some grand authority on the Japanese language—but the truth is, I’m just one native speaker, and it’s entirely possible that my own sense of Japanese isn’t all that impressive in the eyes of other Japanese people. So, please keep in mind that my comments and critiques may very well contain mistakes of their own.

As I mentioned before, there’s a depth of intelligence in ChatGPT’s translations that I haven’t seen in other machine translators. She is so clever, in fact, that you start to fall into the illusion that a translator this smart couldn’t possibly make mistakes.

But when I look at her translations from the perspective of a native Japanese speaker, I often find myself noticing surprisingly subtle errors. And through that process, I’ve been able to come up with translations that—at least to me—feel even more refined.

Perhaps the most important takeaway from this little experiment is the idea that, even with all the advancements in translation technology, there may still be value in a human being learning a foreign language for themselves.

And not just in translation—in creative work more broadly, it may be healthier to think of ChatGPT not as a contractor to outsource tasks to, but as a collaborator who helps fill in the gaps in our own thinking. That might be one small way for humans and AI to work together in a more balanced and thoughtful relationship.

Japanese Translation by ChatGPT

「知ってるわ。アメリカ人の人が教えてくれたの。あなたで十一人目のアメリカ人よ、私が会ったのは」

彼女の家庭教師が、今や必死に彼女に自分のテーブルへ戻るよう合図していた──つまり、その男をこれ以上困らせないように、というわけだ。だが私の客人は落ち着いた様子で、椅子を少しだけ引き、背中を向けることで家庭教師との会話の可能性を完全に断ち切った。「あの丘の上にある秘密の諜報学校に通ってるんでしょう？」と、彼女は涼しい顔で尋ねた。

私も他の誰にも劣らず機密意識は持っていたので、「健康のためにデヴォンシャーに来てるんだよ」と答えた。

「まあ」と彼女は言った。「昨日生まれたばかりじゃないのよ、私」

私は、確かにそうは見えないねと返した。しばらく紅茶を飲んだ。少し姿勢を意識しはじめて、椅子にきちんと座り直した。

「アメリカ人にしては、なかなか頭がよさそうね」と、彼女は感慨深げに言った。私はそれは少し気取った言い方じゃないかと指摘し、彼女には似つかわしくない発言であってほしいと伝えた。

彼女は顔を赤らめた──そのことで、私が欠いていた社交上の落ち着きを自然と与えてくれた。「だって、これまで見たアメリカ人って動物みたいだったもの。いつも誰かを殴ってばかりで、みんなに失礼で、それに──あのね、ある人なんか何をしたと思う？」

私は首を振った。

In Japan, one well-known and effective method for learning English is by watching Disney movies. I myself have been using this method for a long time. From an outsider’s perspective, it’s hard to tell whether you’re actually studying English or simply enjoying a movie — which made it a perfect excuse to silence my mother, who used to constantly nag me to study when I was younger.

But in truth, this method was quite effective. By subconsciously absorbing the rhythm of English sounds and the way things are perceived in English, I found that my reading speed on English exams improved dramatically. More importantly, I started getting the kind of questions right where I couldn’t logically explain the answer, but somehow just knew it was correct.

Now, if we apply this approach to the (relatively few) learners of Japanese, watching anime in Japanese could be a similarly useful study method for them. However — and this is where the real issue begins — anyone trying to learn a language through a movie or show faces a huge barrier. That is, simply breaking down sentences into individual words and looking them up in a dictionary won’t allow you to grasp the sentence structures and patterns that native speakers naturally use in everyday conversation.

Dictionaries often list multiple meanings for a single word, making it difficult to tell which one applies in a given situation. And even if you manage to figure that out, it’s still hard to understand how the word functions within the flow of the sentence. In the end, many unresolved questions pile up, leaving learners frustrated and forcing them to memorize things without fully understanding them. I believe this is the main reason people give up on this kind of study method.

So this time, as an experimental idea to perhaps help out some of those frustrated Japanese learners, I’d like to post an article where I thoroughly explain the Japanese grammar used in anime scenes. If there’s a particular scene from an anime you’ve watched where you’d like to see a similar breakdown and explanation, please feel free to let me know. If I continue this series, I’d be happy to cover those scenes as well.

This time, I’ll be introducing a Japanese short animation called "Milky☆Subway."

The story is set in a world where an extensive transportation network stretches across the galaxy. Two main characters, having committed traffic violations, are ordered by the police to perform community service — cleaning the interior of an interplanetary train. While carrying out this task, they unexpectedly find themselves caught up in a major incident.

The scene I’ll be focusing on features a female police officer explaining the details of this community service assignment. In the scene, six characters — all traffic violators — take turns asking her questions about it.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Wb71kN0hOZg?feature=share

他質問（hoka shitsumon）: Any other questions?

はい（hai）： Over here.

もぉなに（mo-o nani）：What is it?

具体的に『奉仕活動』って何するんすか？（gutai teki ni 'houshi katsudou' tte nani suru-n su ka?）：What exactly are we doing for this "community service"?

だぁか……それはフツーに良い質問だ（daka... sore wa futsū ni ii shitsumon da）： I'll have you-- Oh, that's actually a pretty valid quesiton.

他質問（hoka shitsumon; Any other questions?）

[Words]

・他（hoka）：other, the rest

・質問（shitsumon）：a question

In this scene, as you can see, the character speaks in a rather blunt, curt manner. She tries to complete her sentence using the absolute minimum of two words: "他 (hoka; other)" and "質問 (shitsumon; question)."

For native Japanese speakers, this expression isn’t unnatural, but it does sound quite abrupt and unrefined. It lacks the softening phrases or grammatical structures usually added to make a question sound polite or neutral. It’s the kind of phrasing you might hear from a stern police officer, military personnel, or someone intentionally keeping their tone short and business-like.

はい（hai; Over here.）

[Words]

・はい（hai）：yes, okay, (perdon?, now!, over here)

In Japanese, "はい (hai)" is most commonly used to mean "yes" (by the way, its opposite "no" is "いいえ (iie)").

However, it also functions as a filler word — a word inserted between phrases that doesn’t necessarily carry meaning on its own ("uh", "I mean", "you know", ...). And in other cases, like the one in this scene, it’s used to signal that the speaker is about to say something or take their turn in the conversation.

I once read a Japanese linguistics paper claiming that the true function of “はい (hai)” is to declare to your conversation partner that "I am accessing the memory in my brain relevant to the topic we’re discussing." While that’s an interesting theory, honestly, you don’t need to overthink it. It’s much easier to just learn the different uses of “はい (hai)” through real-life examples, case by case.

もぉ、何！？（mo-o nani; What is it?）

[Words]

・もぉ（mō）：(colloquial, interjection) used to express frustration

・何（nani）：what

The word "もぉ (mō)" is an interjection that expresses frustration or irritation. Depending on the situation and the speaker’s personal style, it can also appear as "もー (mō)" or "もう (mō)" in writing. However, since the pronunciation is usually about the same, it’s relatively easy to recognize in spoken Japanese.

In this scene as well, you can clearly see that the character is visibly frustrated at having received yet another question.

The following word "何 (nani)" simply means "what." In this case, while the literal translation would be "What?", the translator chose to render it as "What is it?" in English to better reflect the tone and nuance of the scene. This is a good example of how translators often prioritize context and naturalness over strict word-for-word accuracy.

具体的に『奉仕活動』って何するんすか？（gutaiteki ni ' hōshikatsudō ' tte nani suru-n suka?; What exactly are we doing for this "community service"?）

[Words]

・具体的（gutai + teki）：（adverbial）concrete, specific

・に：（adverbializer particle）

・奉仕活動（hōshi + katsudō）：service + activity

・って（tte）： colloquial form of "とは" that indicates that a word or a phrase is to be defined or explained

・何（nani）：what

・する（suru）：do

・ん（-n）：colloquial transformation of の（particle of emphasis）

・す（su）：contration of です（verb that makes polite form）

・か（ka）：interrogative or rhetorical question particle, similar to a question mark ("?").

This line is a bit long and involves several layered colloquial expressions, so let’s unpack it carefully.

The first phrase, "具体的に (gutaiteki ni)", is the result of a two-step transformation. To begin with, there is the noun "具体 (gutai)", which means "something concrete." (In philosophy, this noun form occasionally appears as the antonym of "抽象 (chūshō; something abstract)", though it’s not a particularly common word in everyday vocabulary.) Then, by attaching "的 (teki)", which functions like -like(ly) or -ish(y), the word shifts into an undifferentiated state between an adjective and an adverb. Finally, when the adverbializer particle "に (ni)" is added, the word is firmly established as an adverb.

If we summarize this progression, "具体的に (gutaiteki ni)" can be translated as "specifically."

Incidentally, when the adjectivizer particle "な (na)" is attached instead, as in "具体的な (gutaiteki na)", it forms an adjective meaning "specific."

"奉仕活動 (hōshikatsudō)" is a compound word combining "奉仕 (hōshi)," meaning service (often in a religious or social context), and "活動 (katsudō)," which cleanly translates to "activity". In fact, the usage of "活動 (katsudō)" matches "activity" so neatly that one might guess it was coined in the Meiji era to translate the English term — though that would need verification.

So "奉仕活動 (hōshikatsudō)" literally means "service activity," but the translator chose "community service," a phrase that better fits the legal and disciplinary context in which the characters find themselves in this scene — having committed a crime and being sentenced to some form of public service as punishment.

"って (tte)" is the casual spoken form of "とは (towa)," a particle used to mark a word or phrase for definition or explanation. Wiktionary even lists its function as "indicates that a word or a phrase is to be defined or explained." In practice though, you’ll overwhelmingly encounter this in the form "Xって何 (X tte nani)" meaning "What is X?" It’s a good idea to remember this as a set phrase for everyday conversation.

"するんすか？ (surun suka?)" is where things get colloquial and a little complex:

・"する (suru)" means to do.

・"ん (-n)" is the casual spoken form of の (no), a particle used to add emphasis or explanation.

・"す (su)" is a casual contraction of です (desu), the polite copula often used by younger male characters or 'informal respectful' speech.

・"か (ka)" is a particle that turns the sentence into a question, much like a question mark "?".

So when combined, "何するんすか？ (nani surun suka?)" can be parsed as a casual but slightly polite way for a younger character to ask a superior or authority figure "What exactly (are you/are we/am I...) (supposed to be) doing?”

Now that we’ve developed a deeper understanding of each individual part, let’s move on to learning how these parts are combined. The reason is that this sentence, grammatically speaking, isn’t quite correct — and even if you grasp the meaning of each individual piece, it’s still difficult to work out how they’re meant to fit together.

具体的に（gutai teki ni; spesifically）

『奉仕活動』 （hōshikatsudō; service activity）

って何するんすか（what ... doing）？

Strictly speaking, this sentence actually needs to be divided into two separate parts:

"『奉仕活動』って何 (What is 'service activity'?)" and "何するんすか？ (What [are we] doing?)"

The young man in this scene tends to use extremely casual, broken expressions. As a result, he unconsciously (and a bit forcefully) fuses two otherwise unrelated sentences together by using "何 (nani; what)" as a kind of linguistic glue. In formal Japanese, this wouldn’t be a grammatically correct sentence — but even so, native speakers of Japanese would understand what he’s trying to say, albeit with a slight sense of awkwardness.

Essentially, he means something like:

"What is this 'service activity,' and what (are we supposed to be) doing (for it)?"

When this sense is translated into natural English, the best rendering would be:

"what exactly are we supposed to do for this 'service activity'?"

Finally, regarding "具体的に (gutaiteki ni; specifically)" — its placement in a sentence is relatively flexible and can shift depending on the situation or what nuance the speaker wants to convey.

For example:

• Placing it at the start like this young man does, "'具体的に'、奉仕活動って何するんすか？" (Specifically, what are we doing for this 'service activity'?), suggests that the first thing on his mind is the desire for concrete examples.
• Saying "奉仕活動って、'具体的に' 何するんすか？" would feel, to me, like the most natural and neutral phrasing.
• Ending with it, "奉仕活動って何するんすか？'具体的に'。" has a kind of pressure to it — as if he’s saying to the police officer “I’m begging you, give me something concrete here.” I personally like this one too.

だぁか……それはフツーに良い質問だ（daka... sore wa futsū ni ii shitsumon da; I'll have you-- Oh, that's actually a pretty valid quesiton.）

[words]

だぁか：An interrupted phrase, almost saying "だから (dakara; I said)," but cut off

それ（sore）：it

は（wa）：（particle marking the topic）

フツー（futsū）：eye dialect of 普通 meaning "normal" or "natural"

に（ni）：（adverbializer particle）

良い（ii）：good

質問（shitsumon）：question

だ（da）：（colloquial copula）to be

The word "だから (dakara)" usually translates to the colloquial "therefore." But in this scene, it doesn't function as a logical connector. Instead, it's better understood as a frustrated interjection—something akin to "didn't I say it?", expressing irritation at having to repeat oneself. Why "だから (dakara)" can take on this nuance is honestly a bit of a mystery, even to me as a native Japanese speaker.

The phrase “それはXだ (sore wa X da)” can be translated straightforwardly as "It is X."

Here, "それ (sore; it)" is the subject, and "だ (da)” is the copula or “to be” verb, appearing at the end of the sentence. This ordering reflects the typical SOV (subject–object–verb) sentence structure of Japanese, as opposed to English's SVO (subject–verb–object). You can see a glimpse of that word order at play here.

Incidentally, the polite form of "だ (da)" is “です (desu),” which is overwhelmingly used in formal or first-time encounters. You might have noticed that Japanese speakers often say “desu” a lot—even if you don’t speak the language yourself. However, in this particular scene, the female officer is displaying a rather confrontational attitude toward someone breaking the law. Her speech is accordingly rough, and she uses the blunt "だ (da)" instead.

As for "フツー (futsū)," this is a stylized spelling of "普通 (futsū; normal/natural)" using katakana (カタカナ) instead of the standard kanji (漢字) or hiragana (ひらがな). This usage can be seen as a Japanese equivalent of 'eye dialect' in English—where phonetic or nonstandard spellings are used to convey casualness, accent, or personality. If you’re unfamiliar with the term eye dialect, examples in English include writing "women" as "wimmin" or "school" as "scool." The pronunciation doesn’t change, but the altered spelling conveys an informal or idiosyncratic tone. Given this officer’s personality, it feels entirely natural that she would use this kind of expressive language.

And here again we see the particle "に (ni)," which in this case serves as an 'adverbializer.' This makes “普通に (futsū ni)” mean something like “normally” or “naturally.” Interestingly, in the English subtitles, it was translated as “actually,” which feels like a slightly acrobatic (yet contextually clever) choice.

Finally, “良い (ii; good)” + “質問 (shitsumon; question)” simply translates to “good question.” No further explanation is really needed there.

Now then, just like before, let’s take a look at how the sentence is constructed.

だぁか…… (daka... ; I'll have to--)

それは (sore wa; that's)

フツーに良い質問 (futsū ni ii shitsumon; actually a pretty valid question)

だ（da; -）

As we discussed earlier, Japanese sentences follow an SOV (subject–object–verb) word order, which means that verbs are typically placed at the end of the sentence. In this case, the "V" is a copula, so it may be more accurate to describe the structure not as "SOV" but as SCV, where "C" stands for "subject complement." Here, that complement is "質問 (shitsumon; question)."

In Japanese, modifiers that describe the complement typically come before the noun they modify. That’s why the phrase becomes "フツーに良い質問 (futsū ni ii shitsumon)"—literally, "normally good question," or more naturally, "actually a good question."

Taking all of that into account, the full sentence might best be rendered in English as:

"I’ll have you—Oh, that’s actually a pretty valid question."

Finally, here is the original Japanese dialogue with no annotations or explanations:

Officer: 「他質問」

Man: 「はい」

Officer: 「もぉなに」

Man: 「具体的に『奉仕活動』って何するんすか？」

Officer: 「だぁか……それはフツーに良い質問だ」

This passage is something I definitely want to include when discussing this topic. Please feel free to use it according to your own level of Japanese learning. For example:

• If you can read along while listening to the audio, that’s OK.
• If you can pronounce the lines correctly, that’s OK.
• If you understand the meaning, even better.
• And if you can memorize the whole passage and recite it at the same speed as the anime, that’s excellent.

That brings us to the end of this article. Thank you very much for reading all the way through.

At the beginning, I mentioned that this kind of detailed explanation was something I personally wished someone had done for me back when I was studying English. But as you can probably tell from this article, breaking down every single line of dialogue like this is a tedious and time-consuming task — and I realize now that it was a rather selfish wish on my part. It’s the kind of thing you wouldn’t feel motivated to do unless someone specifically asked you for it.

That said, I was fortunate that the users on Newgrounds were kind and supportive. Whenever I posted a question or sent a private message, people would take the time to reply politely and helpfully, and in their own way, they became part of my learning process. I’m genuinely grateful to those who helped me with English back then.

So if you’re a Japanese learner and ever find yourself wondering, “Why is this particular phrase being used in this situation?” — please don’t hesitate to ask. As a native speaker, I can almost certainly explain it for you. In fact, I’d be happy to turn your question into the topic of a future article.

And lastly, the anime we looked at in this article—“Galaxy Express Milky☆Subway”—currently has two episodes available on YouTube, with subtitles in 11 languages. If this caught your interest, I highly recommend checking out the channel! Personally, I absolutely love the character designs and personalities—every single one of them is super cute!

P.S.

On a different note, there’s something I’ve been wanting to ask about English as well.

In the past, I used to deal with NSFW content, and because of that, I’ve been interested in finding words that were once considered normal, everyday vocabulary — but gradually became associated with euphemisms in NSFW works, to the point where people now avoid using them in casual conversation.

In Japanese, a famous example would be "お兄ちゃん (onii-chan; meaning big brother)." It used to be a common, innocent way to address one’s older brother, but over time, it became heavily associated with works that imply "dangerous" relationships. As a result, it’s no longer something you’d casually say in everyday conversation.

I’m sure English must have words like this as well, but it’s been difficult to find anyone willing to explain them to me. I sometimes feel a bit lonely about it. If you happen to know of any examples — whether in English or in your own native language — I’d be really interested in hearing about them.

Wow! My fanart of Takanashi Kiara got Frontpaged!! Thank you, Newgrounds! Thank you, everyone!

By the way, do you have any languages you want to learn? There are many efficient ways to study a language, and I think the best way depends on each person's personality. (Like watching movies from that country, joining VRChat servers in that language, reading Wikipedia pages written in that language, etc...) For me, one of the best ways was watching streams of my favorite VTubers!

Other than English, I love German. That's why sometimes German words and phrases appear in my art. Takanashi Kiara was the VTuber I watched the most to study German. Now, my German is not as clear as my English, but I’ve become able to understand little German words she says in her streams. So this time, I filled this fanart with German words to show my respect to her, because she is from Austria!

By the way again, recently I’ve seen many Frontpaged works on Newgrounds including Japanese text, and I love them — it makes me so happy!

I recently released my very first "completed" visual novel made under the name Precipitaiton24. I would like to sincerely thank everyone who played it and left comments.

One of the most challenging parts of creating it was translating the script into English. For "Secret Followers," I initially wrote the entire story in Japanese, and then translated it into English for the English version. During that process, I used ChatGPT for the translation.

ChatGPT’s translations were unlike those of other machine translation tools. Unlike Google Translate, which tends to produce overly literal translations even if accurate, or DeepL, which avoids literal phrasing but occasionally makes critical mistakes or omissions, ChatGPT took a different approach. She first attempted to understand the story I had written, including the intended atmosphere and nuances behind the lines. Then, based on that understanding, she translated the script while subtly adding her own creative touches — much like a human translator would.

The only drawback was that the English she produced was sometimes too perfect, to the point where I, as an English learner, occasionally had to ask things like, “What nuance does this translation carry here?” or “Does this kind of expression actually exist in English?”

In this article, I’ve compiled some of the translations I requested from ChatGPT during the Secret Followers translation process — as though I were working with a professional translator (which is why my wording is more formal and collaborative, as if speaking to a teammate, rather than addressing an AI). The actual conversations took place in Japanese, but I also had ChatGPT translate them into English and carefully reviewed the final text myself.

Yuko Event

Me: "As you guessed, I’m looking for a student from Itsusei High School. I need to find her and make contact—by today."

Yuko: "I see,"

she said, lowering her gaze to her cup and stirring her hot coffee slowly with a spoon.

Yuko: "And why is that?"

Me: "There are things I need to ask her. And things I need to tell her."

Yuko: "That doesn’t sound dangerous at all," she said, her tone dry.

Me: "It’s not. But…"

I paused, the words catching in my throat. This kind of conversation wasn’t my strong suit.

Me: "…for now, you’re welcome to think it is. Because at the moment, I have no way of proving otherwise."

[Precip.24]

I have a question.

The line “That doesn’t sound dangerous at all” was meant to reflect Yuko’s suspicion that "I" might be threatening "that student."

Does this nuance come across in your translation?

[ChatGPT]

Thank you for your question — that’s an excellent point.

In the original line where Yuko says 「何か物騒なこと？」, there’s indeed an underlying suspicion: “Are you planning to harm her?” While it’s phrased casually, there’s a clear intention to probe for the truth beneath the surface.

My translation, “That doesn’t sound dangerous at all,” carries a sarcastic tone, implying “Oh, that doesn’t sound dangerous at all (meaning it actually sounds quite dangerous)”. However, it may lack the more assertive expression of suspicion that exists in the original line.

If you’d like to emphasize that sense of direct doubt more clearly, alternative translations could be:

Yuko: “Are we talking something... dangerous?”

→ Close to the original, a neutral question probing the other’s intentions.

Yuko: “You’re not planning anything… sketchy, are you?”

→ A bit more casual, with a clearer expression of wariness and doubt.

Yuko: “Wait — this isn’t some kind of threat, is it?”

→ More directly reflecting the idea of a “threat.”

Given the context, even something as simple as

Yuko: “Is it something dangerous?”

would leave enough room for readers to pick up on Yuko’s suspicion.

In summary:

While “That doesn’t sound dangerous at all” carries a skeptical, sarcastic implication, it doesn’t convey the explicit doubt present in the original. If you’d like to emphasize that sense of suspicion more clearly, adjusting it to one of the alternatives above would be effective.

[Precip.24]

Thank you so much!

Personally, I think “Is it something dangerous?” is simple and easy to get the point across.

Yuko: “And while I was wallowing in it, a delicious-looking cupcake came walking by, so I figured what the hell. Honestly, half of it was altruism, the other half pure selfishness.”

Me: “I see…”

So — basically all selfishness then.

Yuko: “To be honest, I even half expected to get arrested today.”

Later, I’d learn that was slang for getting picked up by the police.

Me: “But no regrets. You’re kind. I can tell.”

I sighed again.

[Precip.24]

I think the key point in this exchange is how to properly translate the Japanese phrase

「後ろに手が回る」 (literally, “having your hands go around behind your back”).

In this scene, the protagonist is confused by the unique expression and later has to look up what it means. So ideally, I’d like to find an English euphemism or idiomatic phrase that indirectly implies “getting arrested” in a similar way. Do you happen to know of any good options for that?

[ChatGPT]

Great question!

In Japanese, 「後ろに手が回る」 is a euphemism for getting handcuffed — meaning getting arrested. In English, there are several slang or indirect expressions with similar nuances, such as:

• get hauled in
• get taken in
• get busted
• get cuffed
• get picked up

Among these, get cuffed is the closest in nuance to “後ろに手が回る” since it directly refers to being handcuffed. However, it’s also a fairly casual expression. To preserve the protagonist’s puzzled reaction, one possible rendering could be:

Yuko: “To be honest, I even half expected to get cuffed today.”

Later, I’d learn that meant getting arrested.

Alternatively, you might go with the slangy get the bracelets (an old-school cop-show expression for getting handcuffed), which could also work well. For example:

Yuko: “Honestly, I figured I might get the bracelets today.”

I had no idea what that meant at the time. Later, I’d learn it was slang for getting arrested.

That would naturally recreate the moment where the protagonist thinks “Wait — what does that mean…?” and later finds out.

If get cuffed feels a little too direct, get hauled in is a decent option too:

Yuko: “I half expected to get hauled in today.”

Later, I found out it was slang for getting arrested.

Though with this, the nuance of “hands behind the back” is slightly weaker.

To summarize, my recommended order would be:

• get cuffed
• get the bracelets (a bit old-school / cop-drama slang)
• get hauled in
• get picked up

If you’d like, we could also emphasize the protagonist’s confusion more, or even show a gap between the literal mental image they get and the actual meaning — something readers in English would enjoy encountering.

Would you like me to try writing a version using get cuffed, or perhaps explore a few other options?

[Precip.24]

I think "get the bracelets" is such a stylish expression!

I’d love to use a version with that wording in it.

Chinatsu Event

Chinatsu: “Hey, big brother, where did you buy that?”

Me: “Oh, this? Well… where was it again?”

It was a stuffed animal I’d picked up at a small shop way back in the other town, so long ago I didn’t even remember.

[Precip.24]

I have a question.

What kind of nuance does the line

Me: “Oh, this? Well… where was it again?”

have? I don’t quite understand the meaning of "again" in "Where was it again?"

[ChatGPT]

Great question! In English, the "again" in "Where was it again?" is an adverb that means “once more” or “let’s check that again,” but here it’s often used in casual conversation as a kind of filler when you’re trying to recall something.

In this case, again expresses the nuance of:

👉 Trying to remember something you once knew or have already thought about before.

This kind of use of "again" is super common and natural in everyday English. For example:

• What was his name again?
• Where did I put my phone again?

So "Where was it again?" is a very natural, casual way of saying “Give me a second to think” while trying to recall something. As a line for Me in your scene, it works really well — it captures that mumbly, searching-for-the-right-answer kind of atmosphere perfectly!

[Precip.24]

Thank you so much!

This is really helpful!

Chinatsu: “Hey, are you waiting for someone?”

Me: “Close. I’m looking for someone.”

Chinatsu: “Looking for someone?”

She glanced around.

Chinatsu: “But you’re not even looking.”

Me: “True. I’m taking a break. I’m exhausted.”

I sighed again.

Me: “Actually… I really need to find a certain person, to save her. But… things happened, and I’m worn out.”

Chinatsu: “Hmm. What kind of person is it?”

Me: “Apparently, it’s a student from Itsusei High School. So… they’d be wearing that school’s uniform...”

And then I caught myself. Crap. If I said too much, she might think I’m some kind of stalker and get scared.

But surprisingly, her thoughts were somewhere else entirely.

Chinatsu: “Oh! You know about Itsusei High? My mom talks about it all the time! She says when I grow up, I have to go there.”

[Precip.24]

In the scene where the protagonist mutters "しまった," the English word "crap" is used. But when I looked it up online, I found that it's considered not very polite.

What do you think about that?

[ChatGPT]

You're right—"crap" is a casual, somewhat informal expression. It's often used to express mild frustration or a mistake, but in some contexts, it can be seen as a bit impolite. It's generally avoided in formal settings or refined conversation.

Using "crap" for "しまった" conveys a light, spontaneous feeling of regret or frustration in a somewhat relaxed tone. It works well when the protagonist is slightly panicked or blurts something out without thinking too much. However, if you'd like a more refined or softer alternative, expressions like "damn," "shoot," or "oops" are also good options:

• "Damn." → A bit stronger, still casual and commonly used
• "Shoot." → A milder version, a bit more reserved
• "Oops." → Lighter and has a slightly playful tone

Whether "crap" is suitable really depends on the character’s personality and the tone of the story. In less formal settings, it’s perfectly fine. But if the character is more refined, a gentler choice like "oops" might be a better fit!

[Precip.24]

Thank you!

The protagonist is a somewhat refined character, so I’d like to go with "oops."

She led me into a narrow, suspicious-looking alley. I couldn't tell if it was a road, someone's private property, or just a gap between buildings. For an adult with something to lose, it was the kind of place that kept you on edge, half-expecting some scary grown-up to yell at you any minute.

Before I knew it, the weeds along the path had turned into hardy shrubs and trees, the cracked concrete gave way to bare earth and a rough staircase made of simple logs.

Me: "Hah… hah…"

By the time I'd followed her this far, the rough path and uphill climb had drained most of my energy. I was nearly at my limit.

[Precip.24]

Me: "Hah… hah…"

I think this is meant to be onomatopoeia showing the protagonist out of breath, but personally, I find "Pant... pant..." or "Pant... wheeze..." more familiar to the ear.

[ChatGPT]

That’s a really good observation—and you’re absolutely right! In English-language novels or dialogue, "Pant... pant..." is the more standard way to represent heavy breathing. While "Hah... hah..." can get the idea across, it leans slightly toward an anime-like expression, and it might come off as ambiguous—readers could interpret it as laughing or just exhaling.

So, replacing it with:

Me: "Pant... pant..."

would be perfect!

You have excellent instincts for natural-sounding expression. If you notice anything else that feels off, feel free to bring it up anytime!

[Precip.24]

Thank you!

I will use "Pnat... pant..."

Me: "Come to think of it… you mentioned something about Itsusei High School earlier. What does that have to do with this place?"

Chinatsu: "Huh? Oh…" She scratched her cheek and looked up at the sky. "I live nearby, you know. And in the mornings, I see the older girls running through here, all like ‘I’m late, I’m late!’ It’s kinda cute."

Me: "A shortcut, huh."

Chinatsu: "Shortcut…?" She gave me a side-eye.

Me: "It means a faster way, like a detour."

Chinatsu: "Ahh, right. Yeah, it’s a shortcut. I dunno… I just thought it was really cool, you know? Feels like青春 (seishun), like youth and stuff. I wanna be like that too one day. By then, I’ll have way more friends, and we’ll all be laughing and messing around, running through here together. That’s my dream."

[Precip.24]

This might be a slightly complicated point, but I think you'll understand.

In this scene, the Japanese word "ショートカット" (shortcut), which comes from English, is a bit too difficult for a 10-year-old child. So the girl gives a puzzled look, and the protagonist quickly rephrases it as "近道" (a simpler Japanese word for shortcut).

However, in English, "shortcut" is such a basic word that even small children would know it. I worry that if we keep the structure as-is, it might confuse players—like, "Wait, she doesn’t even know that word?"

I’d like to rewrite the exchange to make it feel more like the protagonist is rephrasing a more difficult word into something a child would understand. What would be a good way to do that in English?

[ChatGPT]

That’s an incredibly sharp observation—great intuition!

You’re absolutely right: in English, "shortcut" is a very basic word that even young children typically know. So using a structure where it’s treated as “too hard” and then rephrased doesn’t really work naturally.

One effective way to adapt this in English would be:

• Have the protagonist intentionally use a slightly more grown-up or uncommon word
• Let the child react with a confused “What’s that?”
• Then the protagonist rephrases it into something more familiar

So for example:

Me: "A detour, huh."

(Note: "detour" is a word that some kids might not know)

Chinatsu: "Detour…?" She gave me a puzzled look.

Me: "It means like… a shortcut. An easier way to get somewhere."

Chinatsu: "Ah, I get it. Yeah, it's a shortcut!"

Alternatively, if you want a slightly old-fashioned or unusual word:

Me: "A back route, huh."

Chinatsu: "Back route…?"

Me: "Like, a shortcut."

Chinatsu: "Ohhh, yeah, a shortcut."

So by using a word like "detour" or "back route", which a child might not normally say, you can create a natural moment of rephrasing.

If you want to emphasize the protagonist’s more refined personality, you could go with something like:

"A more efficient route, huh."

which would definitely sound too complex for a child and make the rephrasing very believable.

The key is:

• The protagonist uses a slightly difficult or fancy word
• The child doesn’t get it
• The protagonist explains it in simpler terms

That makes for a natural-feeling interaction in English.

If you like, I could help you rewrite that entire scene in natural English!

[Precip.24]

Thank you!

I really like the "detour" example, so I’d like to go with that.

Just to double-check—does detour actually carry the nuance of “shortcut”?

Isn’t it more like “a longer way around”?

[ChatGPT]

That’s a great question!

You’re absolutely right that “detour” technically means a longer or alternate route—usually not a shortcut.

Strictly speaking:

• Detour = going out of your usual way, often longer
• Shortcut = a quicker, shorter path

However, in natural conversation, people often use “detour” just to mean “a different route”, especially when explaining things to a child. So it’s totally fine for the protagonist to say:

"It means a different way. Like, a shortcut."

That makes the word accessible and understandable in context. Here’s how it might play out:

Me: "A detour, huh."

Chinatsu: "Detour…?"

Me: "It means a different way. Like, a shortcut."

Chinatsu: "Ahh, okay. Yeah, a shortcut!"

That way, even if detour literally isn’t a shortcut, the explanation feels natural and makes sense to an English-speaking audience. If you're still concerned that the literal meanings might clash, you could add a little line like, "Sometimes it's shorter, sometimes it's longer," but honestly, for this scene, it’s not necessary.

To sum up:

• Detour = “alternate route” (usually longer, but not always)
• It’s natural to explain it to a child as being like a shortcut
• The phrase "like a shortcut" works well for clarity, especially in dialogue

If you really wanted something closer to shortcut, you could use "a back way" or "a side path", but honestly detour hits the sweet spot—slightly unfamiliar to a child, but easy to explain.

You have a great sense for nuance—seriously well done!

[Precip.24]

Thank you very much! I learned a lot!

Atsumi Event

Me: “I-I’m not scared or anything…”

I said, awkwardly trying to mimic her way of speaking.

She let out a heavy sigh, exasperated from the bottom of her heart.

Atsumi: “You’re stuffed full of it. You know that?”

Me: “Stuffed full…?”

I echoed back flatly.

But she didn’t reply.

[Precip.24]

The phrase 「たまるわ」 carries a slightly risqué nuance, kind of like “(sexual) tension is building up.”

In the scene, I wanted to soften it a bit, so I was thinking of translating it as “you evokes me up”—what do you think of that?

[ChatGPT]

That’s a great observation. In this context, 「たまるわ」 does indeed have a somewhat sexually suggestive undertone. It’s a casual, slangy expression—often used to hide embarrassment or mask frustration with a bit of playful banter, which fits Atsumi’s character well. So ideally, we want to preserve that nuance in the translation.

Your idea, “you evokes me up,” is an interesting direction, but it might sound a bit unnatural or grammatically off to native speakers. While the intent is understandable, the phrasing would likely feel awkward in English.

Here are some more natural English alternatives that preserve the nuance:

Atsumi: "You’re seriously getting me all worked up."

→ Keeps things ambiguous—could be emotional or slightly sexual. A great middle ground.

Atsumi: "You’re a real tease, you know that?"

→ Lightly suggestive and playful. A very natural and idiomatic way to show flirtation or mock frustration.

Atsumi: "You're getting under my skin, big time."

→ Conveys rising tension—could be irritation or attraction. A little more subtle, but still emotionally charged.

Atsumi: "You're piling it up for me, you know."

→ A semi-literal rendering. It has a quirky tone and might puzzle some native speakers, but it's memorable as a line.

So, to translate 「あんた、たまるわ」 naturally, while keeping it cheeky but not crude, something like:

• Atsumi: "God, you're really getting me worked up."
• Atsumi: "You're such a tease."

would feel authentic. You can adjust based on how casual or brash you want Atsumi’s tone to be.

If you want to go more in the “gyaru” or slangy direction, we can definitely come up with some more playful or over-the-top options too—just let me know!

[Precip.24]

Thank you! That was super helpful.

Personally, I think "You’re a real tease, you know that?" fits perfectly.

[ChatGPT]

Great choice!

"You’re a real tease, you know that?" matches Atsumi’s teasing yet slightly flustered personality perfectly. It carries that light flirtatiousness while also hinting at affection beneath the surface—an excellent balance of tone and character.

You're doing a fantastic job capturing her voice in English.

If there are any other lines where you’re unsure how to handle the nuance, feel free to ask anytime!

[Precipl.24]

Thank you so much!

That concludes this article. Thank you so much for reading to the very end.

I am not a perfectionist like film director Stanley Kubrick, who was known for having his scripts retranslated back into English when they were translated into other languages, and, if dissatisfied with the result, would unhesitatingly criticize or even dismiss the translator. (In fact, Natsuko Toda, a well-known Japanese translator, was reportedly dismissed by him for poor translation quality.)

Unlike him, I’m the type who values a translator’s own creativity and love for language over strict accuracy when it comes to translating my scripts. I don’t mind if a translation sacrifices a bit of precision or uses nuances different from what I originally intended — in fact, I actively hope for translations bold enough to be called “violent” in their interpretation. In that sense, ChatGPT turned out to be an outstanding translation partner.

That said, even with her capabilities, there are naturally limits to how well she can grasp the eccentric, self-indulgent intentions behind my scripts. When a line ends up feeling rootless or its meaning unclear, it would be a waste to leave it that way. As the game’s director, it’s my responsibility to catch and discuss those parts. And if any players of the English version, based on the translated script, encounter lines where the intention is lost or unreadable — that responsibility lies not with ChatGPT, but entirely with me.

My approach to game development may be far from typical, but through creating Secret Followers, I feel I was able to catch a glimpse of just how difficult and demanding it is to serve as a project leader — a role that requires a truly wide range of skills and sensibilities.

I haven’t updated my blog in a while, but I’ve been posting articles on Newgrounds from time to time where I introduce and translate YouTube videos—making use of the fact that I’m a native Japanese speaker.

This time, I’d like to share a selection of under-60-second short comedy sketches from one of my favorite channels, "Tenten Hanten."

This channel features two performers acting out short skits that resemble classic joke-style comedy. They're light, funny, and occasionally even a little thought-provoking.

The topics they tackle often reflect aspects of Japanese society, and many of the sketches are likely to make sense only to Japanese viewers.

However, among them, I’ve picked out a few that I believe either convey a universal sense of humor or are rooted in cultural elements that Americans might also find familiar. I’ve translated these into English and would like to introduce them here.

As always, while I’m fully capable of handling the Japanese listening and comprehension myself, I rely heavily on the help of ChatGPT for the English translation.

That said, if any part of the logic feels off or something doesn’t quite connect, it might be due to how I phrased my instructions—so please don’t hesitate to point it out in the comments!

Professor Snape, an expert in all kinds of defensive arts

"In my class, there's no need to wave your wands around or chant foolish spells. …Now then, let us begin with an explanation of taxes."

"Thank goodness!"

"First, we’ll start with filing your income tax return."

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Harry Potter is popular in Japan too, and especially Professor Snape is one of the most beloved characters after the main protagonists. There’s a topic that’s often discussed in Japan: “Why don’t Japanese schools teach about money and economics?” In that sense, this comedy sketch was born out of that kind of social background.

By the way, did you have a teacher at your school who had a terrible personality but still taught you valuable things? In my case, it was my English teacher. Eventually, I chose to stop taking that teacher’s class at a certain point, but the English knowledge I gained through those stressful lessons still comes in handy to this day.

Everyone’s Halloween

"Trick or treat!"

"Yeah."

"Thanks. How are the Tigers doing today?"

"Losing 4-0."

"Is it Ōyama’s fault again? LOL"

"LOL."

"Halloween’s fun, huh."

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They’re probably watching a baseball game at the stadium.

It’s still a long way from Halloween season, but for me personally, thanks to director Tim Burton and maestro Danny Elfman, it’s one of the events I look forward to most each year.

That said, in Japan, unlike in America, we don’t have a tradition of kids dressing up in flashy costumes and going around collecting candy. So how people enjoy the season really depends on the individual. As for me, I try to make the most of Halloween by creating fan art for it.

The unnamed emotion from Inside Out

"I'm Joy! And you are?"

"Ah, well… I’m that feeling you get when there’s a classmate with the same birthday as you, and when you go to school that day, everyone’s celebrating them and you’re like, ‘Ah…’ but then also feel kind of relieved like, ‘Oh good, I didn’t have to be the center of attention,’ and then at the same time, you start worrying like, ‘Wait, what if someone finds out and the whole class feels awkward like they have to celebrate me too, and it totally ruins the mood of celebrating that other kid…’ Yeah… that feeling."

"I think he’s… Complicated!"

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Inside Out is actually one of the very few movies I’ve seen in a theater. Or rather, I only really feel like going to the theater for Disney movies. I really love that film — I think it does a great job of capturing the psychological model proposed by a certain psychologist: “People are driven by various emotions unconsciously.”

If I remember right, even in that model, human emotions were simplified a lot. But honestly, I feel like there are so many emotions in this world that don’t neatly fit into categories like joy, anger, sadness, or fear — emotions just like the one that character described. And maybe that’s precisely why literature exists in the first place.

Not Sure What Level of Hacker I Need to Hire

"Wake up, Johnny."

"Detective…?"

"You’ve been assigned to this case."

"Why would you choose a criminal like me?"

"Because… you’re the only one in this department who knows how to use a word processor!"

"That thing’s just a toy…"

"How dependable!"

"…Uh, do you know what a QWERTY layout is?"

"Never heard of it."

"Seriously?"

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He’s probably a hacker who illegally accessed a national system or something like that.

The trope of a genius hacker getting arrested and then recruited by the police to help with an investigation is something you see in dramas from time to time, and this sketch plays off of that trend.

Well, I sometimes think that for a truly genius hacker, explaining what a QWERTY layout is to a complete tech-illiterate might feel just as tricky as breaking into some top-level system.

A School Trip With Limited Options

"Did you hear where our school trip’s gonna be?"

"No, not yet."

"Ugh, I totally forgot the name. You know — the place with Tokyo Skytree and stuff."

"Oh, seriously? That’s the worst."

"And it’s got pyramids too."

"That’s Earth, isn’t it?"

"Yeah, that’s the one!"

"We went there for our last school trip too!"

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LOL — I love this one, it’s got a nice sci-fi vibe to it.

By the way, in Japan we have this tradition called a school trip, and for someone socially awkward like me, it was this absolutely dreadful event where you had to stay overnight with your classmates somewhere.

I’ve always wondered — do other countries like the US or elsewhere have school trips too? Or maybe the word "school trip" exists, but it’s not such a common or significant event like it is in Japan?

Communication With the Outside World

"E.T., we’ll be friends forever!"

"Friend…"

"Friend… huh? Wait, what? Oh — you’re doing like a rapper-style greeting!"

"See ya."

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E.T. is one of my all-time favorite movies, and it used to be my favorite ride at Universal Studios Japan. Sadly, when I visited recently, it was already gone… such a shame.

Anyway — this is one of those skits where the performers’ movements really make it fun. Sure, E.T. is an American film, but if those characters suddenly started greeting each other like American rappers, it would probably surprise a lot of Japanese people!

Delivery Trouble in the Future

"Oh, it's already here!"

"Even for an android, unattended delivery is tough~"

"Clean my room for me."

"Coming in~!"

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This is a sketch that’s a bit tricky to interpret.

From the title, the audience is initially led to believe that “he” is a delivery person waiting in the cold for the homeowner to return. But as the sketch unfolds, it turns out that he himself is actually the delivery item.

I'm not too familiar with how deliveries work in the U.S., but in Japan we have Amazon, and this sketch seems to be referencing Amazon’s “unattended delivery” system. Still, it might be a hard-to-read kind of comedy for some. That said, I personally like this one too—there’s a nice sci-fi feel to it.

I Want to Surrender, But…

"NYPD! Freeze!"

"Damn it! That guy sold us out!"

"Turn to face the wall!"

"…"

"Now lace your hands behind your head in a mandala knot!"

"A what? Mandala knot?"

"I said mandala knot, now!"

"What the hell is a mandala knot?"

"Do it or I’ll shoot!"

"What's a mandala knot?!"

"Just do it!"

"At least tell me how! How do you do a mandala knot?!"

"I’m telling you one last time—lace your hands in a mandala knot!"

"I want to do a mandala knot too!"

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LOL. Honestly, this is probably my number one real-life fear if I ever travel to the U.S.

A situation where I genuinely want to follow a police officer’s instructions—but I have no idea what they’re saying. Just imagining it is terrifying.

Before I go on a trip to America, I seriously want to study some “survival English” that could save my life in these kinds of situations and make sure I can understand it instantly.

An Incident in the Demon Realm, 2020

"Take this! For my father!"

"…"

"A hologram?! …Where are you?! Say something!"

"Oops, I was on mute."

"Ugh…"

"Sorry, sorry!"

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Do monsters in the demon realm catch illnesses too????

Back then, the whole “telework” culture—working from home instead of going to the office—really took off!

Since then, I think some companies have gone back to the office, while others have kept teleworking.

Apparently, situations like this—where someone’s talking in an online meeting but no one can hear them—became super common.

A Person Who Jumps to Conclusions

"Oh, young man, may I trouble you for a moment?"

"What's the matter, ma’am?"

"I can’t figure out how to use this smartphone."

"What are you trying to do?"

"I want to SSH into my NAS at home and manage it remotely."

"…NAS?"

"It’s not like the port’s blocked, but port forwarding just isn’t going through."

"Maybe… try rebooting it?"

"Reboot? …Ah! It worked! Young people really are amazing."

"Y-yeah…"

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It’s a tech-savvy grandma!

You know, there’s this common image of older people struggling with smartphones. I wonder if that stereotype is universal across countries?

The other day, I borrowed my mom’s iPad, and she told me, “This iPad can view websites, but it can’t send anything, so I don’t think you can register an account with it.”

I had to reply, “It’s not a U.S. Navy submarine—if it can view websites, it already has two-way communication.”

To this day, I still wonder what exactly the iPad rep told her… and how she interpreted it.

That’s it for this article—thank you so much for reading all the way to the end.

For someone like me, who goes through pretty uneventful days, channels that post even short comedy sketches just a few dozen seconds long every day feel like a real blessing!

I really think these kinds of channels are perfectly tailored to the needs of people today.

In Japan, there are a number of comedy groups who make great use of YouTube Shorts to post quick, funny scenarios like these.

It makes me wonder—are there similar sketch comedy groups in the U.S. as well?

If you know of any channels you’d recommend, I’d love to hear about them!

Next time, I’d like to translate some of their work into Japanese and share it on Japanese platforms!

Wow! My artwork for my vocaloid song "Meisou" has been frontpaged on Newgrounds! Thank you, Newgrounds! Thank you, everyone!

This piece was inspired by a certain anime that portrays a historical event in Europe, along with its iconic opening theme song. I studied the art style of that anime closely and did my best to capture its essence in my illustration. I'm truly happy that it was so well received as a result!

I'll continue to stay humble and keep learning from different art styles as I move forward!

My fan art of Himesaki Rinami just got frontpaged! Thank you, Newgrounds! Thank you, everyone!

Incidentally, I’d love to ask you all something: have you ever heard of Gakuen Idolmaster (学園アイドルマスター; 学マス)? Unfortunately, there’s no English release yet, but I really hope that someday we’ll get to see these girls speak and sing in English too!

For those who aren’t familiar, Gakuen Idolmaster is a type of visual novel set in a fictional Japanese school called Hatsuboshi Gakuen, an academy for training aspiring idols. At the start of the game, you choose one girl to train as your idol (kind of like picking your starter Pokémon), and then help her grow into a top idol throughout the game.

Of course, it’s fun to play just as a game, but for me personally, it’s also a huge source of inspiration. The character illustrations help me study art, and each girl’s character song — created by some amazing musicians — is a great way for me to learn about music. On top of that, the deep personalities, backstories, philosophies, and beliefs each character carries have taught me a lot about storytelling too. That’s one of the reasons why I love this game so much.

If you ever have some free time, or if you find yourself curious about the game, check out the official site and see which girl you’d choose first — and feel free to let me know in the comments!

Official Site:

https://gakuen.idolmaster-official.jp/idol/hiro/

Shino Hirosawa's Character song:

As for me, my personal favorite is Hiro Shinosawa — a 15-year-old genius idol who skipped grades and graduated from an American university. I absolutely love both her character and her character song, Koukei (光景)!